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WARNING, THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY BUT IT IS RANDOM AND A LITTLE GROSS!

Ok so this just happened and I thought, "Boy I better write about this one."

So I was sitting on the computer, My girlfriend calls and tells my mom to have me go to the store and buy her some Midol because it's PERIORD time. So off I go to the store, and let me tell you that stuff is exspensive! So I bought the cheap Safeway Brand Menstrual Relief pills.

SIDE NOTE: Has this ever happened to you, you're doing something important but you have to go to the bathroom really bad all of a sudden? Well it happens to me all that time and this time was no exception! I had to take a major dump, and it was coming soon...

Ok so I get the pills and I'm rushing to give them to her.

SIDE NOTE 2: I've asked a lot of women this and no one has ever given me a real answer, maybe someone out there in internet land can. How come in the Tampon/Pad commercials they always use the same blue liqued when it's obivious that period blood is like all other blood and is not blue but red! I've been wondering about this for most of my life and for the LIFE of me can't figure it out!!!

So back to the story. I roll up to my girlfriends place of business and she comes out looking horrible and takes the box of pills and goes back inside. I leave and come home and lets just say I dropped the Browns off at the SuperBowl. If you don't get that you are missing brain cells!

Hope this lightened up your day

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